Calm The Fuck Down Candle

£12.95

During uncertain and chaotic times, it’s crucial to have a voice of reason telling you to calm down. This relaxing candle will be the reminder you need to ‘calm the fuck down’.

This tongue in cheek candle would make an ideal gift for a friend or a humorous reminder for your home. After all, we all need to calm the fuck down from time to time, and a candle is the only inanimate object that can tell us what to do. Bossy candle (don’t tell the candle we said that).

Boxed in black recycled cardboard Kraft gift box.

In stock

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Description

Although our candles are designed to raise a smile, they are also made with love using a unique blend of plant wax which as a raw material is both sustainable and kind to the environment. Our candles are infused with high quality fine fragrance oil that burns cleanly and effectively, are vegan friendly and they smell delightful too!

All our candles are made to order and we randomly select from our fragrance range when we create your candle. We like to keep the fragrance a surprise and is a great way of experiencing new aromas. We currently have six lovely whiffs which have been carefully blended to make any home smell gorgeous! Our scents are Wild Fig & Grape, Tomato & Blackcurrant, Rhubarb & Ginger, Chilli Vanilla, Beach Life and Sparkling Grapefruit.

  • No petroleum based paraffin wax, animal or beeswax, dyes or fragrances.
  • A natural alternative to a paraffin wax.
  • Naturally coloured and subtly scented.
  • Cotton wick with a paper core.
  • Low soot clean burn and effective scent throw.
  • Stylish apothecary amber jar.
  • 100% vegan friendly.
  • 96gm (120ml) approx 36 hour burn time.
  • Handmade and poured in the UK.
  • Gift boxed.

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